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I forgot to sign into reception!
I have my passport is that ok? It's an American one, but an old model, and when I show it at the airports they study it, taking up my precious time!! Do I have to leave it at the desk? Here, it is here somewhere....too much in this purse, can I empty it on the desk here...just a moment (darn! lipstick opened up, dirty brush now.....here, all this stuff, pen, cards, wallet....where is that passport.....just a moment....change, Italian change (should have taken that out before the trip...)
one second...I'll find it......
Don't concern yourself, we don't need passports here, but I will look after it if you like. The only requirement is your imagination and I can see that you have loads of that.