actually (psst come closer here I am a little embarassed about this....) the toilet paper is gone in the toilet...or is it "loo" here....anyhow, you understand....
No you are not, you are a bad boy :( You are not allowed to swear anywhere here. I will not remove it though, I am leaving that up to you... I know that you are really a good boy :)
Go wash your potty mouth out with soap..... right away
Frichen off, I don't have German in my pedigree. I know our Royal Family is German and Greek, but I am not, nor is most of UK's population. The Americans are though!