In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby.
The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert;
don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said,
"You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son Albert."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."
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