being well equipped
One morning her husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing? "Reading a book," she replies (thinking, isn't that obvious?). "You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "If you do that, I"ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," he said as he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

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Comment by Mary Cook on September 13, 2009 at 10:42pm
Dear Biba,
I love your blogs! What a wise, humorous, positive, soulful and down to earth woman you are! Bravo.
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