what is to become of them... (Hamas is kindly requested to abstain from answering that question)
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(phone rings)
-Hello?
-Hi, this is Matt!
-Er, hi....?? who??
-Matt... this is Lilu, isn't it?
-Er, yeah.......?? do we know... each other...???
-How are ya this evening?
-Er, fine....??
-Yeah, I'm not into phone calls too much, so let's get together som - -
-Hold on, hold on. I don't understand, who is this, what is this about?
-Uhh. What, you don't know???
-Know what?????????
-I'm Matt? my brother works with Sylvia?
-The only Sylvia I know is a friend of my mother's...
-Yeah, that's the one.
-??
-This is a matchmaking thing.
-WHAT???
-A matchmaking thing... so they didn't tell you....
-No, someone forgot to fill me in... who are you again?????
-Matt.
-And what's the connection again?
-I got your number from my brother. He got it from Sylvia. Your mother gave it to her for a set up.
-I see.
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This of course, inevitably leads to my arrival at the following Friday night dinner with a homeless illegal immigrant from Khazakhstan for a date.
Have a good night.
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