[incensed at Flaming Dragon's demands

Tropic Thunder

[incensed at Flaming Dragon's demands] Okay Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back. and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of pan Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, http://www.nflfalconsofficial.com/Nike-Julio-Jones-Jersey.html motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up! [hangs up; to assistant] Can you find out who that was?

[The Tropic Thunder production crew have a video conference with studio exec Les Grossman]

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