Real Housewives of New York Reunion Recap Part 3

It took me a week to recap the final piece of this pie. I watched it twice, but thought that perhaps if I didn’t blog it, it wouldn’t be done. I am sad to see this group go. It has been a good season and if they just get rid of the dead weight of Heather and Kristen, next season should be back on track and we’ll get the show we fell in love with in the beginning. Fingers crossed.

The reunion didn’t even need to be in three parts. Two would have been enough. Andy didn’t even need to be there because Bethenny was the moderator. The woman knows she is in the position of power and is so in love with her own vice she can’t stop herself. Apparently Bethenny is making calls to cast next season. Let’s hope she gets drunk one night and calls Jill Zarin.

We start by talking about Sonja and her fashion line. Everyone says they are proud of her and think the clothes are fabulous. Hey trashed her for years and poked fun at all season, but here they are blowing smoke up her ass. Again. These women want Sonja to fail. Period. Heather is talking but just as it was during the season, I am not listening to her. Heather has got to go.

Everyone is now yelling and telling Sonja she is not honest and delusional and Andy is passive aggressive in his pushing everyone to continue to bash Sonja. Now Ramona is an expert on the fashion industry and I just can’t. Luann mentions that the hideous green dress she is wearing is from her collection. Oy vey. Might not want to share that Countless. It is a seriously ugly dress.

I went to get some more tequila and my laundry from the dryer and they are still talking about Sonja’s fashion line. Whatever. Have I mentioned to all of you that I have a new boyfriend? His name is Jose. Jose Cuervo, and I love him. Enough about Sonja’s clothes, we really need to move on because Jose is getting reckless and keeps asking me to stop writing and focus more on him.

Time to review the season for the two widows. Really? Richard died recently and Anthony has been dead for decades. Plus, Carole wrote in her book hey sprinkled his ashes into the ocean, and she does not recognize the urn she has picked up, so this is all just a big crock of bullshit. I feel sad for both of these women to have lost their husbands, but Carole reeks of bullshit.

When Dorinda speaks of her loss I am riveted, but when Carole talks about her late husband, I am rolling my eyes. I’m not sure why, but I think it is odd for Carole to have made this her storyline this season. Perhaps it is all she has to talk about. Statistically speaking, if Anthony had not passed they probably would not still be married. Time for Carole to move on and let go.

Sidebar: Carole thanks the show for the experience of picking of the ashes as it would not have happened as it did. That sounds to me like it was scripted. Whatever. Time to move onto more interesting things like heather being a drama queen and Luann being a slut. A little surprised Heather got so bent out of shape but the Luann being a slut is nothing new or unexpected.

Important to note that Ramona fell asleep and everyone was amazed as it was the first time that ever happened at a reunion. It was not interesting or funny, so no need to go on and on about it as the show did. Back to the trip to Turks and Caicos and Ramona and Sonja searching for the perfect bedroom. It is the exact same thing every single season. Nothing new here.

Are we really back to talking about Sonja being an alcoholic? Now we are talking about Ramona bringing a guy back to the house on holiday. This third installment is jumping all over ht place and is not even trying to stay in chronological order. Ramona is single, Luann is a slut, Sonja likes a cocktail, and Heather is jealous of it all. Can’t we be done with the trip already?

We are now talking about “girl code”. Dear Lord. Heather is furious Luann brought a man home and Carole didn’t; even se the guy so why is she so involved in the conversation. Luann admits to sleeping with a man who married but getting divorced. That is a crock of shit and more importantly, who cares? These women are really rapped up in Luann’s sluttiness.

Hilarious to me that Kristen is so shocked and disgusted by Luann being with a married man, when her husband had 62 Ashley Madison exchanges. There are a lot of sluts in NYC so let go of the Countless. Andy reminds Luann that she has been caught for being a slut before and everyone is talking over each other so Bethenny steps in to moderate. The Bethenny Show is back.

Heather needs to get laid, Kristen is the only not banging her husband, and Bethenny is saving this reunion in the same way she saved the season. People are now hugging and I have lost all interest. It is a drag because if they hadn’t stretched this out into three weeks it would have ended on a high, now it is just being silly and reminds us they need a new editing team.

Andy wraps the season up with a neat bow and everyone loving each other. Whatever. We end the year with clarity that Bethenny is the boss and I will be the first to say thank goodness. Bethenny brought this show back to life. It was fun to watch and fun to blog, until this waste of an hour. I’ll be back next season with my boyfriend Jose Cuervo, always keeping it real.Read more at:princess prom dresses