1. I sent my DNA to the National Geographic Genome Project.
2. Now I know my ancestors came from Skandanavia. I'm a viking!
3. My grandmother smoked cigarettes in a long cigarette holder and danced the can can.(not viking on that side!)
4. I'm wearing UGGS at this very moment.
5. I like all kinds of music but especially indie and this great cd i have of arabian contemporary bizarro disco.
6. I'm afraid of large people falling on me.
7. I was on a plane that crash landed in the middle of nowhere in south africa.
8. I believe in vampires and wear a scarf around my neck when i sleep.
9. My favorite hotel in New York is the Elysee.
10. But I love to go to the Pierre for tea!
11. i think President Obama is sexy.
12. I think Rahm Emmanuel is sexy.
13. My goat thinks I am sexy.
14. Oh, yeah. I have a goat.
15. i sort of believe in astrology, but only when it says good things about my sign.
16. I am writing a play about my hometown.
17. I fear that the play is no good and that the audience will revile me.
18. I will produce the play in spite of this probable outcome and my inevitable humiliation.
19. I admire the Dalai Lama but the true love of my life is Meher Baba.
20. I want to go to Egypt before i leave this earth and then die there and be mummified.
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21. If 20 doesn't happen, I would like to leave this earth on a spaceship.
22. If 21 doesn't happen, I 'd like to leave this earth suddenly and with absolutely no pain, thank you very much.
23. My house burned down while I was writing a play about a woman who burned down her own house.
24. I did not burn down my own house.
25. I love the way Caroline Ingalls (Ma) on Little House on the Prarie runs to greet Pa when he has been away. She careens toward him, flapping her arms like disturbed dodo bird. I just love the abandon of that.
26. Oops. one too many. But I wanted to say that i love the idea of peace for the whole world and I dream it will happen for my children and yours.
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