Yeah I check my inbox and there were two messages from FedExOnline saying that I had a package. So curious, I opened up the email. This is what it said:
You have a bank draft deposit of$800,000.00.
Awaiting the outstanding payment of $180.00USD.
So I did hehehe.
I changed the subject line from "Package Delivery Notification" to "Homeland Security Auto-Response" and wrote them:
Thank you for contacting Homeland Security. You have reached our helpdesk which is open Monday through Friday from nine am to five pm. We will get back to you in the order you were received in. If this is an emergency please dial 911.
OMG I hope I don't get arrested for that LOL but I couldn't resist.