Percy the Dreamweaver and Son.'s Comments

Good job I check......... it's a dud........ you can't get the staff these days.


Be back in a minute with another one :)

Hi,

Thanks for the cake..... really tasty.

How are you today?

Would you like a.........



this will be my second as Vicky has already made me one.... I hope this is just as good.

xox

The bit where she's next to the waterfall...that was shot at my childhood stomping grounds. Warmest Aloha Percy!

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

Thank for the lovely picture..... no need to respond to anything that I post on your page, it's just put there to show that I am thinking of you.

Be well xox

No subtitles, but the gist is....Spoiled bimbette finds out what matters when she's marooned on a desert island with the servant she's been browbeating on her yacht....Its not about shopping at Fendi....its about finding something to eat.

Jeez, Percy, I thought I was watching a sitcom, but that stuff with the Saab actually happens...