COMPUTERIZED FOOD - a real story!

Ever since joining iPeace many months ago and starting the 15,000 Stories group, this is what has happened to the food I prepare in my Italian home....couldn't resist sharing it with you.

Computerized food
In my Italian kitchen

Ever since joining iPeace, and even more, starting the group 15,000 Stories, I have been eating computerized food.
The food I prepare becomes computerized automatically! Here I give you the recipes that I have discovered. Just remember one rule to get the food perfect: you must check your mail while cooking your food.

Intention number one: A slice of chicken or beef or turkey cooked to a golden-brown. Use rosemary, bay leaf, a little lemon, salt, oil, garlic. Leave the meat in the pan, and then GO CHECK YOUR MAIL. In my case (and how I discovered all these recipes!) is that I run to check the 15,000 Stories group thinking, “This will just take a minute”.
Well, the meat will turn out computerized, not golden but a deep, rich, dark, bronze possibly nearly black color. It won’t chew well, but the flavours will be fantastic.

Intention number two: Sauce for spaghetti. Put pot and ingredients in (check a cookbook). Turn on LOW and CHECK YOUR MAIL. You probably have some mail. Yes, you guessed it, you had more mail than you had expected! And as a prize, you get COMPUTERIZED SAUCE. A very small amount will be left on top, with a strong burnt smell, but edible (or if you have a dog who likes pasta like my Stella…). Carefully put the thickly burnt pan aside, or do an Italian trick by putting dish soap in it and put it on to boil. Don’t check your mail again til this process is over.

Intention number three Salad. Cut up salad pieces and turn on water to rinse it off well. Since it is rinsing off you can now go to CHECK YOUR MAIL. The slight “problem” has happened to me twice so far, and it is a good thing that I have a sink that has an automatic drain (no matter how much water goes in there, it goes through these holes and no damage done). If you run the water for about 15 minutes like I have done, you can be sure that no dirt remains on the leaves at all. And if you don’t have a sink like mine, you will get computerized salad as a result.

Intention: dessert! Why not make some delicious soft muffins! While they are baking, please, go CHECK YOUR MAIL!! While you will be checking the muffins will be cooking and the paper will crystallize onto the muffin, becoming ONE. It will not be edible by itself but if dipped into boiling hot milk it just may be hot enough to melt the paper off, and you just may be able to gulp it down. If you have forgotten them for an hour, just use them as dog biscuits for large dogs with good teeth.

NOTE: IF you have computerized all the above dishes, be sure to do the same process to the muffins, and CHECK YOUR MAIL while baking them. It would be a pity to ruin a good computerized meal with a soft muffin.

Better go now ……I just about computerized the fish today, but wrote the above after I turned the fish off. It was good anyhow, even though it didn’t have the “check your mail” computerized touch.
Enjoy and buon appetito!