No Child Left Uh BEEhind Englush Lessuns

Hi! I'm Billy Bob. I gragiated Magna Cum Loudly frum thuh Bush ejumakashunul progrum. Ah wuz talkin wif Stefany what runs thuh 15,000 some odd storiez grupe an ah found she rote purty simulur in Germun. Ah wonts ta mak a tost two her with mah finest wite litnun. Ah thinks we can all shed sum lite own thuh wunderful advancis in progruss are feerlus leeder made in ejumakashun. Inny buddy out thar what kin type an' spell reel gud like me an Stef?

Ya no? It's uh shame are feerlus leeder culdn't find uh wa tuh stay in offuce. We tride fixin' them votin' mushines what counted thuh votes but them lefty liburuls went an' guarded 'em this tim. We tried pullin' off sum false flag operashunz so's Dubya culd enact hiz Executive Ordurs an Presidenshul Durectuves, but them lefty liburls dun got reel sneekee on us an sumhow thwarted 'em. Ah jes don't understand it. How kin are feerlus leeder keep thuh wurld safe frum terrurism iffin' he kain't go attack all them meen forin kuntriez an kill them kids what wuld grow up ta be terrurusts?

Well, ah hopes sum ov yoo what lernt gud from are feerlus leeder's ejumakashunul advancmunt an kin rite me sum commentz what kin sho how gud ya lernt frum are reel smart commander guy what wuz tryin ta sav thuh wurld.

Billy Bob

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Comment by Eisley on March 12, 2009 at 4:40pm: Lead (a correction from above) like the rest of the sheep and cattle.

Comment by Eisley on March 12, 2009 at 4:38pm: No child left behind is a propaganda farce. I am an Human Development and Family major at a reputiable University in USA and my Prof. Bassett handed out an article concerning this Act The No child Left Behind Act. The wright-up states that it is another governmental scheme to create people to feel safe. Many of the schools in inner cities don't have good funding as those from where the elite come from. The SATS are also non needed governmental waste. Federal money goes to schools where the funding is clearly there because of taxes yet the gov't gives those tests to see where the money is needed, that money doesn't go to those who need it. Rich families get it at the decent schools, not the children in inner city, where it is needed. USA is a warmonging government....I am hopeful that Obama will not wear his "old boy" suit very often. He is a community leader....pray he is not leasd like the rest of the sheep. Let's Listen to some A Perfect Circle sometime.

Comment by Tree Thunderchild on February 14, 2009 at 7:57pm: Hay thar Mr. Billy Bob!
I do recall reading a story about the former prez, that he had a meeting with some religious leaders who were quite convinced that the second coming, was coming, and that if he would help them destroy the world, that would help God with the second coming... (aka, "well, I didn't sell my soul") and I think my Governor of Alaska (Palin) may have gone to that same school...?
But I kind of am more careful these days since she went on the radio to say she was not very happy with all the negative blogs about her... I recall her sister was angry with her ex so Palin had him fired from his job, and her husband works for law enforcement......
And she used around $200,000 of tax payer money to push for a vote for aerial wolf killing AFTER we (the people) voted against it (used BOTH sides $ to push HER cause), and now is upset about Judd saying she is trying to get our $... which is given, rather than TAKEN,,,,, wonder if she is upset cuz SHE wants it????
So I have to be careful cuz, again, she is mad about negitive blogs about her and her husband works for law enforcement and people get fired if they dont make her happy so I have to watch my words or or or end up behind bars?
I feel so safe in this wonderful free country.....................................................

Comment by susan chandel on February 14, 2009 at 7:29pm: Well there billy bob. As you know the whole idear behind this no child left behind was to teach the kiddos rote skills so they could memorize lots of facts and right and wrong. The kids need not learn any arts or music or any kind of creative problem solving skills because these public school kids will make up the army to protect the country from terrorists they would learn real good how ter follow orders and never to question authority. Too bad they eliminated guns in schools or they could learn how to shoot too. :-)